Top Ten Ways I Will Most Likely Be Sent To The Hospital
1. At the one intersection going down 268th where people don't understand that cross traffic does not stop. Too many close calls, my goodness!
2. By sitting in the bathroom with the heater blasting
3. Accidentally eating a bomb
4. One word: toaster.
5. My laptop sitting on my lap so much that it roasts me
6. Freak accident involving a cougar, Pavarotti, and a stick of butter
7. Crying while blow drying hair, to the point where it electrocutes me.
8. Becoming too excited
9. Getting what I deserve for almost killing Hanna all those times in racquet sports
10. A broken heart. (HAHAHAHAHA)
Song of the Day:
The Last Song by McFly
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